Stew In Your Own Juices – Woman Makes Perfume From Vaginal Fluid
Hey ladies, do you want to smell like someone else's fanny? Well now you can, thanks to a woman in the US who has...
Nail Fail For Emergency Call – Woman Goes To A & E For Breaking...
Just exactly what defines an “emergency” can vary wildly from person to person.
For some people, simply swallowing a peanut can be an emergency, for...
Cops Make Foam Call on Naked Branch Man
Anyone familiar with BBM's criminal record will know of our harmless pastime of hiding naked in bushes behind the houses of young female celebrities...
Fifty Shades Of Pain – Surge in People Getting Into Sticky Sexy Situations
"Love me like you do, la-la-love me like you do, touch me like you do, ta-ta-touch me like you do," warbled Ellie Goulding on...
With This Ring, I Me Wed – Woman Marries Herself
With the gay community making huge global strides in the quest for marriage equality, it's great to see the narcissist community following suit, with...
Top 5 Daniel Sloss Quotes & Tour Dates
To celebrate the Daniel
Sloss Australian tour as part of the nation wide comedy festival, here’s
our top five favourite quotes from the Scottish comedian!
1:...
Frozen's Elsa's off Her Chops in Montana Anti-Meth Ad
"Do you wanna build a snowman?" asks Elsa's annoying little sister, Anna, in Disney's animated epic Frozen. But who would have thought her answer...
Carrie On Film – Princess Leia Recreated
Lucasfilm has thankfully announced it will not digitally recreate Carrie Fisher's Star Wars character Princess Leia in Episode IX (sorry, we have to refer...
The Germans Are Coming – Germany Looks To Fund Prostitution For Pensioners
Our lederhosen-loving, sausage-obsessed German cousins are debating a controversial way to keep the elderly happy - by giving old loners with boners the money...
Turkey Bird Used For Emotional Support
Whenever you’re feeling blue or a bit down, it's good to have someone who's there to pick you up again and get you through...