Crap woman driver
SOMETIMES BBM has to search for hours for our weekly story about a crap woman driver.No such problems this week, however, thanks to the...
Carry on Doctor
BBM remembers seeing a hard-hitting documentary about nurses once.It was called ‘Carry On Doctor' and, frankly, we don't know why they're always moaning about...
Stop workers in Detroit wearing deodrant
HEY ladies. Remember that bit in Dirty Dancing where Patrick Swayze's just about to shag that ugly bird with the watermelon over a table...
Franschhoek Valley rampaged by Chachma baboons
AS we all know from the PG Tips adverts, not only are chimps good at moving pianos and running illegal speakeasy bars from the...
Playboy channel
EVER wanted to see Daphne from Scooby Doo being erotically (and unrealistically) shagged by Shaggy while Velma plays with herself behind the bathroom door...
Kat Makes A Boob
IT would appear that Katherine Jenkins (right) has literally gone tits in her bid to give opera a new sexier image. The sexy songstress,...
The Cage of Debt
We've all got debt to worry about but sometimes it's just too hard to not put that last round of drinks on your credit...
Mischa Broke
• IT WOULD appear that there is more financial ruin going on in Hollywood, as 24-year-old, likely crack addict/mentally challenged, Mischa Barton has had...
Kate Singlet
• A FAMOUS Hollywood actress is back on the singles market boys but don't get your cocks out just yet: it's Kate Winslet.Weird-looking Winslet...
"WHATEVER happened to Corey Haim?"
• "WHATEVER happened to Corey Haim?" crooned The Thrills back in 2004.Well he's fucking dead boys. Happy now?The Lost Boys star, 38, was found...