• IT WOULD appear that there is more financial ruin going on in Hollywood, as 24-year-old, likely crack addict/mentally challenged, Mischa Barton has had to put her six-bedroom mansion up for sale for a cool $5.5million.
See, we all mocked Katie Holmes’ marriage to Tom Cruise, but she was aware that her career was over after she got too old for Dawson’s Creek and thus became a rich guy’s beard.
Perhaps Barton should consider tying the knot with Ronnie Wood. After all,
she ticks his quota of substance
addiction and mental instability.
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