Little Chef Prince Charles
TIMES are hard back in Britain and, frankly, we'd always wondered how the Little Chef restaurants stayed afloat with their dogshit reputation.Well we got...
Stroke of bad luck
POOR Ann Arscott. After suffering a stroke, the 47-year-old was left bedridden in hospital for nine weeks and could barely talk, instead communicating with...
Caught on camera
FANCY getting paid £1000 to watch drunk teenagers shagging down a back alley on your laptop? BBM certainly does - but then who wouldn't...
Last words of Wisdom
THANK the good lord you're in Australia because Britain's legendary unfunny funnyman Norman Wisdom died this week.Which means you can bet your sweet ass...
Life in Beverley Hills
We've always wondered what it's like to be a mega celeb, and of course who you'd hang out with if you had global stardom,...
Kanye's Just Desserts
So it looks like Kanye prefers Semolina to Ambrosia when stirring his puddings. Ok sorry for the rubbish pun but we couldn't help but...
Patsy Cans it
Her career clearly in the toilet, Patsy Kensit has decided against penning her autobiography, which would include torrid tales of her marriages to Liam...
He Sells Seashells…
On the seashore, you wouldn't quite expect to see Hulk Hogan paddling away with his bucket and sand, whilst holding a conch to his...
A Hole lot of Courtney
Do you remember when Courtney Love got fat? That was fun, a much nicer time, when people were at ease and the world made...