Last words of Wisdom

THANK the good lord you’re in Australia because Britain’s legendary unfunny funnyman Norman Wisdom died this week.
Which means you can bet your sweet ass the BBC will be showing marathon reruns of his shit films and TV programmes when the A-team and Magnum should be on.
Wisdom, who somehow turned falling over a lot and shouting ‘Mr Grimsdale!’ into a 50-year-career, died at a nursing home on the Isle of Man.
Ever the joker, one of the elderly comedian’s famous lines was: “As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two…” Poor Norman, the other two are have a stroke and die.