With St Patricks day coming up, we thought it might a great idea to find some of the best Irish jokes out there.
Check these crackers out! 
What’s the difference between God and Bono?
God doesn’t wander around Dublin thinking he’s Bono.
Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?
There’s one less drunk.
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How do you blind an Irish woman?
You put a bottle of scotch in front of her.
Whats the difference between a smart Irish man and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both fictional characters.
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven’t got the joke yet…
The old irish saying goes there are only three kinds of men who don’t understand women: young men, old men, and middle-aged men.
Irish Jokes For St Patrick's Day
Recipe for the ultimate Irish Stew: Get some meat, some potatoes and a lot of Guinness. Drink all of the Guinness.Forget about the stew.
Why did God invent whiskey?
So the Irish would never rule the world.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
I’m excited for St Patrick’s Day – the time of the year when the colour green’s meaning shifts from saving the environment to polluting our major organs!