– i opened my religious advent calendar today and the days wonderful thought from the pope was ‘thank fuck the xfactor is finished”
– trying to watch the last part of the xfactor final and my TV is stuck on some Dodgy Pub karaoke TV Channel …
– Spot the difference:
Supernanny – a show where spoilt brats squiel to get attention from their parents and the public.
and Xfactor – a show where spoilt bra… actualy I’ll choose another program
– I don’t like xfactor now that there isn’t a judge I’d shag…
There was just something about Simon that I liked.
– What just happened on Xfactor really did shock me!
It only had 4 advert breaks
– Apprently XFactor live show was delayed last night after major problem back stage
Louis Walsh was stuck in the closet and wouldn’t come out
– In Frankie Cocozza’s defence, if I were on xfactor, I would probably be doing loads of coke to kill the shame as well.
– My wife was in tears watching Rylan Clark on Xfactor.
Mind you, I did punch her in the fucking face for watching that shit.
– I went to the Xfactor and got 4 ‘No’s’
Followed by several more as I raped Tulisa.
– I’ve guaranteed myself winning next years Xfactor today.
Both my parents, my sister, my brother, my stepdad, my grandparents, my uncle and my auntie are dead.
I’m going to be famous one way or another..
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