It’s the ultimate wedding delight! Those crazy Hong Kongers (not being racist, that’s the legally accepted term) have decided to move the outlandish pagentry that is a wedding (can you tell we’re not married?) into the local McDonalds.

Behold the buffet of burgers! Upsize to a wedding cake made out of apple pies! Enjoy the company of regular patrons who are still allowed to come eat during the ceremony! Oh we’ve heard enough, sign us up right now!

Wait… No alcohol? Ronald McDonald isn’t even the celebrant?! Take back your stinkin’ sign up sheet.

Nevertheless, the weddings will be available from January, with each ceremony costing $400 a pop.