BBM was shocked this week to find a job that’s paying more than Wayne Rooney currently makes. While we were halfway through the application form, we were even more surprised to find that it was Dominos Pizza in Japan who were coughing up the dough (pun very much intended).

Of course knowing Japan’s wacky publicity stunts, you’ll probably have to make pizzas while suspended above a pool of piranhas as a lumberjack slowly chops away at your harness. Good luck!