Woman draws up bucket list

A chubby chicken lover in New York is suing KFC because the family bucket she ordered wasn’t brimming over the sides with the colonel’s finest – which wouldn’t be that interesting except for the fact that she turned down the company’s offer of two $70 vouchers because she’s holding out for a cool $20 million. Ironically we suspect she’d die of heart disease long before she got to spend most of that cash.
Anna Wurtzburger, 64, said the $20 “Fill Up Deal” she ordered only came with a half-full bucket of chicken, instead of the overflowing breadcrumb-based bounty advertised. So naturally she put a price on her disappointment at somewhere in the eight-figure mark.
“I came home and said, ‘Where’s the chicken?’ I thought I was going to have a couple of meals. They’re showing a bucket that’s overflowing with chicken. You get half a bucket! That’s false advertising, and it doesn’t feed the whole family. They’re small pieces!” she yelled through greasy, meat-flecked lips.
Unsurprisingly, KFC plans to ask the courts to dismiss the suit.