If you were asked to name some famous murder mysteries, you’d probably come up with classics such as Murder on the Orient Express or Hound of the Baskervilles.
Well now there’s a new classic to add to the canon, and it comes from a real-life deadly case in Spain where cops are trying to crack… “The mystery of the bloke who died with ham on his arse and his cock in a tin of tuna”. Even Sherlock would struggle with this one.
Steven Allford, 51, was discovered with his hands and feet bound by plastic ties and his trousers pulled down on a bench near to a terminal at Malaga Airport. He also had food hidden in some very unhygenic places.
A source said: “There were no obvious signs of violence on his body but the position he was found in suggested foul play.”