As Wimbledon kicks off this week, we couldn’t miss the chance to have a laugh at Andy Murray’s expense. Here are some jokes about this traditional British summer sport…
My mate asked me to come up with eleven jokes about Wimbledon. I think tennis is enough.
It’s that time of year again when I dread all the inevitable jokes about the men’s semis at Wimbledon. In fact, the only thing I dread more is the horrific thought of Venus and Serena’s semis.
Fancy losing a few pounds? Try tennis…A fiver on Andy Murray to win Wimbledon should do the trick.
Venus Williams blamed her first round exit at Wimbledon to the balls not bouncing correctly. She should switch from briefs to boxers.
‘Big black dude rapes skinny Eastern European chick’ describes my favourite type of porn. And the women’s Wimbledon final.
Just put $20 on Andy Murray lifting the Wimbledon trophy. And $50 on John Terry.
I’m not surprised to hear that Wimbledon is Murray’s favourite time of year. For two weeks people pretend to actually like the miserable cunt.
What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tennish!
What is the definition of endless love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.
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