In England it’s a well-known fact that the only place you can get a paternity test is on the Jeremy Kyle show. But in America, they’ve made the art of distrusting your pregnant partner even more trashier with the invention of the “Who’s Your Daddy?” paternity test van.
The van, which is based in New York, sells its on-site tests for between $299 and $575. All men have to do is have a swab test taken and wait a couple of days for the results to come back from the laboratory.
The owner and operator of the vehicle, Jared Rosenthal, said that the service was proving popular. ?”They flag us down, they pull us over, they talk to us,” he said, we presume he’s talking about blokes who think their partner is a skank.
“Sometimes, because of the nature of the services, they want to be a little more discreet about it, but they do come or they’ll call the number.”
And just like a family of benefit-fraud scroungers on the Jeremy Kyle show, there can be fireworks if people don’t get the results they want.
“We have people that want to get the specimen from their spouse without them knowing about it. We deal with a lot of drama. It’s constant drama,” he added.
Apparently, the results can be delivered in the mail or in person – which is all well and good, but why can’t you start the process through the mail too? When BBM tried to send a “specimen” of our sperm through the post we were slapped with a restraining order from Cheryl Cole. The hypocrisy of it all beggars belief.
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