wetter the devil you knowFAIR enough, if BBM was in the shower and an apparition of the devil appeared before us, we’d probably run off screaming and swear never to use that bathroom ¬≠again – which is exactly what Hungarian woman Andrea Csrefko did this week.
Unfortunately, we’ve since seen the “apparition” that Csrefko claims is the devil and, we’re no experts, but it looks more like a small discolouration on a bathroom tile than a frightening depiction of The Horned One.
“I was naked coming out of the shower and I could suddenly see his eyes staring into me. I just screamed and ran,” said Andrea, sounding suspiciously like Cheryl Cole in her stalking case against BBM.
Her husband, Laszlo, who had just paid for the new bathroom, added: “I wasn’t there when we put the tiles up. It just appeared overnight and nothing can move it.”
Admittedly BBM has never actually felt the presence “El Diablo” in a bathroom, but we’ve certainly smelt his presence on several occasions – usually just after dad’s been in there for 10 minutes with a Jack Higgins book.
The Hungarian couple, who also say the room is permanently cold, are now summoning an exorcist to flush the evil spirits from their lavatory tiling. Frankly, we think Toilet Duck would work just as well. Someone call Barry Scott.