So the votes have been counted, the results are in, and with three party leaders expected to step down, it’s time for some hilarious UK General Election 2015 jokes to make light of it all. It’s what we’re here for.
What’s the difference between Ed Balls and Rosa Parks?
Rosa Parks had a seat.
To celebrate his victory, David Cameron’s going to go out and get absolutely Cleggless.
We were very sorry to hear that Ed Miliband has lost his Balls.
Don’t stand up – the SNP might take your seat.
There are more pandas in Scotland than Labour MPs.
I’m happy with who I voted for because we all know there ain’t no party like an S Club Party!
The Tories are in. That’s it; I’m leaving this country and running away to the circus. Ed, I’ll see you there.
Nick Clegg has said he will resign as Lib Dem leader. I don’t believe him.
Well, this election was anything but Ed Milibland.
