If you’re in the mood for some Chris Huhne jokes and some other topical jokes then here’s the best of what we’ve found this week!
A 3d-printer that can make guns?
Pffft, that’s nothing!
I’ve had a Canon printer for years. Clint, Chelsea
“What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?” Asked my wife as she showed her incredible lack of self-awareness. Marvin, Kings Cross
I don’t understand why so many people worry about that 3d printer that allows you to make guns.
It’s a printer for pete’s sake, it’ll refuse to work one week after you bought it. Paul, Richmond
Strangely, I haven’t had any bookings for my newly opened summer school.
Looks like nobody wants to attend Camp Concentration. Rob, Surry Hills
Chris Huhne is now back in prison again just hours after his early release.
For trying to make Vicky Pryce wear his tag for him. Gary, St Kilda
A woman is standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get the nerve to jump off.
A passing tramp stops and says, “Since you’re about to kill yourself, if you don’t mind, could we have sex please?”
The woman says, “No, fuck off.”
The tramp turns to leave and replies, “Fine, I’ll just go and wait at the bottom.” George, Brighton
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