Tom Cruise Divorce Jokes

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are divorcing and of course that means that Twitter and the Internet have exploded with jokes about their divorce and just how tragic Tom Cruise really is.

Below are some of the funnier jokes we at BBM have come across.

“Katie Holmes is Divorcing Tom Cruise. Apprently he’d been in A Few Good Men.” – Phil, Darlinghurst

“Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes finally decided that pretending to be in love was ‘Mission: Impossible’.” – Josh, Manly

“I was arguing with Tom Cruise about scientology. He said, ‘Try to see it from my point of view’. So I knelt down.” –Dan, Paddington

“BREAKING: Katie Holmes cites Tom’s building of a space ship made from aluminium foil in living room as reason for divorce.” – Fred, St Kilda

“Tom Cruise wants to raise his kid as a Scientologist, and Katie Holmes wants to raise her as a Catholic. Either way this kid is screwed.” – Frank, Kings Cross

“Oh, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting divorced? I bet Oprah’s couch is thrilled.” – Myles, Richmond

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