Here are some of November’s best jokes, so sit back and laugh your asses off…
I bumped into my old school teacher today, and we got talking about how he once said that I’d never amount to anything. I showed him though. I spat in his fries.
Phil, Fremantle
A guy in a wheelchair sped over my foot today in the town.
“You better watch where you’re going next time.” I told him.
He said, “I’m handicapped, you can’t do anything.”
I said, “No, you’re handicapped, you can’t do anything.” Graham, Richmond
My son is being forced to smoke be our French exchange student. Pierre Pressure.
Trevor, Fitzroy
It was at least 27 C outside and I was walking through the park when I notice two guys giving a girl a good seeing to behind a bush. I thought to myself, “They must be roasting.”
Perry, Yallingup
The Pope walks into a Mosque.
The imam says “Why the wrong faith?” Bill, St Kilda
Why wouldn’t Eva Braun give Adolf a blowjob?
He always left a Nazi taste in her mouth.
Nick, Southport
I used to hate P.E. at school, I had a pretty big cock and was embarrassed to take the group shower afterwards. All the other girls just pointed and laughed. Sara, Frankston
I was relaxing in my garden one day when a passer-by called me “Scruffy council house scum.” I wanted to chase the idiot, but then I tripped on a mattress and banged my head on an abandoned washing machine.
Phil, Glebe.
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