A 30-year-old man has been arrested in New York city, due to stealing money in order to help with his painful erections. Ouch. The gentleman in question, David Miller, broke into his father’s home and demanded cash, so that he could afford painkillers, which he had become addicted to following his painful todger. The disease is named Priapism, which involves Mr Miller getting a stiffy every five or six hours, which is apparently very painful, on the other hand that must be every man’s dream. David Miller broke into his father, Tommy’s house and pulled out a knife before saying “I want you out, and I want money”, according to court documents. Tommy called the police who arrested his son for burglary and attempted robbery, before being released on bail from his good old dad. Speaking of the situation Tommy stated, “They gave him Oxycodone. That’s his problem. He’s addicted to drugs now.” The bail was set at $5,000, which begs the question, if he could afford the bail, surely he could pay to get him to rehab, or to a doctor to cure his son’s rather embarrassing winky problem – or at the very least a cheap hooker on call so he can make the most of his dinkle drama.
By David Mahoney Twitter.com/davidmahoney1
