It’s become a big talking point over the summer and in the coming days we’ll get an answer! The Scots will be voting to determine whether they will become an independent country or remain a part of the UK. As serious as this all is, we at BBM always enjoy the funnier side of things. So, sit back and enjoy some of our favourite jokes on the referendum & Scotland in general from around the net.
A Scots boy came home from school and told his mother he had been given a part in the school play. “Wonderful,” says the mother, “What part is it?” The boy says “I play the part of the Scottish husband!” The mother scowls and says: “Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part.”
The Scots are taking this independence thing a bit too far. They won’t even come to the World Cup with us!
Callum decided to call his father-in-law the “Exorcist” because every time he came to visit he made the spirits disappear.
When Wee Hughie moved to London he constantly annoyed his English acquaintances by boasting about how great Scotland was. Finally, in exasperation, one said, “Well, if Scotland’s so marvelous, how come you didn’t stay there?” “Well,” explained Wee Hughie, “they’re all so clever up there I had to come down here to have any chance of making it at all.”
A Scots’ pessimist is a man who feels badly when he feels good, for fear he’ll feel worse when he feels better.
Said the Englishman to the boastful Scot: “Take away your mountains, glens and lochs, and what have you got?” “England”, replied the Scot.
Why are they putting Englishmen at the bottom of the ocean?
They found out that deep down, they’re really not so bad.
When it comes to independence, Scotland should be able to take a joke
