Will Prince William and his new wifey Kate take on the challenge of eating cooked testicles? With an offer like that, who could refuse. I’m sure they’d prefer a pasty from Greggs. Cooks from around the world are set to dedicate testicle dishes to the Royal Couple at this year’s World Testicle and Aphrodisiac Cooking Championships, we know what you’re thinking, we didn’t think there was such a thing either.
The organizer of the event, Chef Ljubomir Erovic, feels that if the Royal couple eat the dishes they will be in a better position to conceive a child; not so convinced ourselves, surely the old fashioned technique of having lots of naughty time increases the chances. The chef says that the testicles are rich in minerals and testosterone, well yeah they would be, duuuh. Thankfully human ones can not be eaten but all others can, well saying that, depends on what you’re into beneath the sheets.
Is it a bird, Is it a plane…? No, It’s Super(old)man
We all love a superhero and what’s better than a one who’s giving good old Batters and Robin and run for their money? A 74 year old great granddad from Evesham, Worcestershire has changed his old person electric scooter into his very own Batmobile. The make over on his vehicle took weeks, and is reported to have become a local celebrity.
Speaking to the Metro paper ‘people drive past in their cars and stop when they see me, get out, and ask for a photo.’ Get you Grandpa, with your pimped out ride and swarms of paparazzi. However you’d think this is where he is going to stop, well of course we’d be wrong. The retired construction worker clearly wants to be back at work as he is currently working on a design to turn the scooter into a Thunderbird ship. What’s next, the Tardis?
