Now, of course, we are all in agreement that Rolf Harris is a dirty, filthy old rotter. We are absolutely not condoning his actions in any way shape or form, and our deepest condolences to his victims. But these Rolf Harris jokes are bloody funny, you sick kids! Poor choice of words, soz…
Is there no end to Rolf Harris’ musical talents? Hit songwriter, singer, virtuoso on didgeridoo and wobble board, and now we find out he’s also an expert fiddler!
‘Animal Hospital’ with Rolf Harris has been cancelled tonight. The episode had Rolf Harris explaining how to handle a young beaver.
Breaking News: Rolf Harris, Oscar Pistorius and Tulisa all enquiring about the availability of Rebekah Brooks’ lawyer.
I feel partly to blame for Rolf Harris’ arrest. I told the police that he drew me a picture of a massive cock on ‘Rolf’s Cartoon Club’ when I was twelve.
I forgot to mention it was of Foghorn Leghorn.
“Up next guys and gals,” Jimmy Savile said from my laptop, “Rolf Harris doing two little boys.”
“Watching an old episode of Top of the Pops?” my wife asked.
“Yeah,” I replied, thinking I need to watch my child porn in a more private place.
Rolf Harris is the latest person to be arrested and charged in the Jimmy Savile case. From ‘Drummer Boy’ to ‘Bum A Boy.’
There are some bars, some grey walls, a toilet and a big black man. Can you guess what it is yet, Rolf?
In Year 6, my teacher said I’d give Rolf Harris a run for his money… I’m starting to reevaluate what he meant by that.
‘Two Little Boys’ is a classic Rolf Harris song…and an average Thursday night for Rolf.
Can’t work out the English weather, one minute I’m sweating like Jimmy Savile in a hospital, the next I’m shaking like Rolf Harris in court.
“I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!” says Rolf Harris to a photo of Jimmy Savile.
Rolf Harris once made a video telling children how to avoid sexual abuse.
He couldn’t stand competition.
