As we hear the sad news that Robin Williams, BBM’s favourite Comedian of all time has sadly passed away at his home in California we celebrate his life with a collection of funny quotes and jokes from his films and stand up comedy sets.
Good Morning Vietnam
Q: Speaking of things controversial, is it true that there is a marijuana problem here in Vietnam?
A: No, it’s not a problem, everybody has it.
“Never pick a fight with an ugly person. They’ve got nothing to lose.”
The Genie from Aladdin
“Alright Sparky, Here’s the deal, If you want to court the little lady, you’ve got to be a straight shooter”
Mrs Doubtfire
Stu: “Your day’s on me, Mrs Doubtfire. Anything you need, just put on my tab, okay?”
“Mrs Doubtfire: Oh, thank you, dear.
(Stu walks out the room)
“Touch me again, and I’ll drown you, you bastard.”
“When in doubt, go for the dick joke.”
Mork & Mindy
Mork: Nanu-Nanu!
Robin Williams Stand Up Show – Alcohol and Drugs
“Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.”
Robin Williams – Australians
“I like my wine like my women — ready to pass out.”
“Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons”
RIP Robin Williams, you’ll be missed!
