heartValentines Day is the worst day in the calendar if you’re not in a relationship. So here are some jokes that will make you feel better about being single this month:

What’s worse than your boyfriend sending you a text to ‘Break Up’? Another text saying ‘Sorry That Wasn’t For You.’ Hayley Ashton, Perth

The girlfriend and I had our first shower together today.
She could see I was a little nervous so said “Relax, just do what you normally do.”
So I had a piss. James Dixon, Melbourne

The position you sleep in reveals a lot about your relationship with your partner.
My favourite is with her sister. Liam Cook, Adelaide

Relationships are a lot like algebra.
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y? Maria Adams, Sydney

My mate asked for advice on ‘where to take his new lady friend on a first date?’
I suggested ‘Up her arse?!’ Johnathan Foster, Canberra

It’s funny how relationships change. There once was a time when I wouldn’t dare fart in front of my girlfriend. Now I wait until she’s yawning and watch the bitch panic. Kirsty Mitchell, Sydney

I dumped my girlfriend at the top of the Eiffel Tower.
She always wanted to go on a romantic break. Christian Jones, Brisbane

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