Ever been to your favourite restaurant only to be told there’s a 45-minute wait for a table? Ever popped down to your local pub for a quiet drink only to find the place packed with hipsters?
Well, a crafty drunk in Bogart, in Clarke County, Georgia, came up with a cunning way to clear out his favourite haunt without raising suspicion – by using fart spray.
Unfortunately, Blake Lelland Zengo took his plan a tad too far. Police had already been called to the pub because of the mysterious stink, and the foolish felon gave himself away by spraying his stinky secret into a woman’s face. Despite denying it, police unearthed the bottle – and solved the whiffy mystery – after searching him.
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