Love him or hate him, there’s no denying that watching perma-ponce Ronaldo spank a hat-trick against Wolfsburg to turn around a two-goal deficit in the Champions League quarter-finals last month was pretty exciting stuff.
In fact, for coach Zinedine Zidane it all got a little too exciting, with the headbutt king splitting his trousers on the touchline as he struggled to contain his enthusiasm. To be fair, the same thing happened to BBM the last time we were in Kings Cross. We’ve been banned from Dream Girls ever since.
The only difference was it was the side of Zidane’s trousers that split open revealing his nifty blue Y-fronts, whereas with BBM it was the front that ripped. And there was no underwear. And it wasn’t so much a rip as an unzipped fly.
Photo Credit: Raphaël Labbé