Prince William Announces Engagement
It’s happened, the day that British royal family fans (mostly situated on the outskirts of society) have been waiting for. Prince William finally proposed to his bit of fluff, Kate Middleton whilst on a holiday in Kenya. Giving a rather informal TV interview, Wills stated that Kate would be in a lot of trouble if she ever loses the sapphire engagement ring weighing down her left hand, as it was his mother’s. And of course his granny threw in her tuppence saying, in typical old boot fashion, “It has taken them a very long time.” So, basically this comes as tragic news to any posh totty who were hoping to one day wed the heir to the throne, but never mind, there’s always the spare – he’s more fun anyway.