We’re quite pleased for Peter Andre at the moment; it looks like everything is finally working out for him. He saw the light and divorced a plastic bitch, now her second marriage is in tatters, and he’s finally met a nice girl.

Well Frank Lampard’s ex Elen Rivas to be fair, and she ain’t half bad. The pair have apparently even got round to meeting each other’s children now too, and were spotted leaving Claridges together. Pointing out the obvious differences between her and Jordan, Pete commented, ‘She is so classy and beautiful – just the change I needed after everything that has happened in the past two years.’ Nice dig.