As you well know, we are not ones to judge, however we do cast suspicion on those who provoke our doubts. A 54-year-old Polish farmer was recently pulled over for drunk driving, however when he was pulled over the police realized that he was in the company of a goat. Being three times over the limit, the man claimed his goat had been lonely so he had taken him to a friends farm in Kretzyn, Poland to meet up with a female goat. He then said,

‘They had had a few vodkas to break the ice and then some more to celebrate and by the time he left with his now not so lonely goat he was very drunk,’ said one officer. All sounds a bit Welsh to us.