Things are a tad up shit creek for Jermaine Jackson at the mo, as he’s been detained in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso (We don’t know where in Africa that is, so we’re not going to pretend).

The older Jacko had his passport confiscated under Californian law because he owes £58,000 in back child support, to his former wife Alejandra, who already has two kids with his brother Randy. Yep, those Jackson’s just get more and more colourful every week! We’d say, perhaps it’s just the kind of pay back you get for stealing your brother’s baby mumma.