a man climbing out of a toilet covered in shitLeave it to an American to turn bathing in fecal matter into a means of sexual arousal. During the Hanuman Yoga Festival in Boulder, Colorado, a man was caught hiding in the waste tank of a porta-john, watching people, as they’d do their business.

Described as very tall by witnesses, the man was first discovered by a woman who heard movement in the toilet. As she went to grab security, the man locked himself inside before eventually bolting out the door and away from security, shirtless, shoeless, and covered in human feces.

The man, if caught, will face charges for criminal attempt to make unlawful sexual contact.

Personally, we don’t see what the big deal is. The poor guy can’t even take a peak at some lady’s arse after getting shit on all day?