burst breast implant paintball pellet bursts breast implantPaintballing is not the most ideal sport for any lady with breast implants, after it’s emerged this week that a 26-year-old woman had one of her fake breasts burst after it was hit by a paintball pellet.

The lady in question, who refuses to be named understandably, was shot in the chest by a paintball last weekend, and was taken to hospital to rectify the burst boob. The paintball centre based in Croydon, (South London) has now started to offer additional padding to prevent any other situations of this kind, along with issuing a health warning stating the danger paintball may have to breast implants.

A spokesperson for the company has stated “It came as a real surprise to hear that a woman had her implant burst at one of our centres and whilst she’s going to make a full recovery, we want to ensure nothing like this happens again.”

We feel quite sorry for the woman, going to hospital for a paintball damaged implant. She must feel like a right tit.

By David Mahoney