A café in New Zealand was ridiculed recently after printing a joke about Oscar Pistorius at the bottom of a receipt. The joke read, “Oscar Pistorius was super keen to get a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it.” As we watch the sentencing live, here are some other downright awful (but rather hilarious) jokes about Oscar Pistorius.
First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong and now Oscar Pistorius. I think Nike should start telling their athletes “Don’t Do It”.
Oscar Pistorius is proof that a man with no legs is better at shooting than Theo Walcott.
Reeva Steenkamp didn’t notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.
It doesn’t help Oscar that “Pistorius” in Greek literally means “guy with no legs that kills girlfriend.”
Oscar’s defence are claiming that prison would be unfair because he won’t be able to stand up for himself in prison. Literally.
His defence should be that he was legless at the time.
The tragedy is that if Oscar Pistorius has no arms, this would never have happened.
New Oscar Pistorius Drinking Game: Every time you go to the toilet, you have to take four shots.
And the Oscar goes to – jail.