A WRINKLY 103-year-old virgin says the secret to her longevity is not having sex.
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“I never got married or had a boyfriend,” said the cobweb-fanny. “That probably had something to do with it. I just couldn’t be bothered with men.”
Which begs the disturbing question, if no sex makes you live longer just how long will be listening to Susan Boyle for? It’s a frightening thought.