WE all know that being popular at school is more important than your education, but one Geordie lad took things a tad too far this week after accepting a dare to dip his cock and balls into a teacher’s tea mug, take a photo of it and then put it on Facebook. Suddenly whoopee cushions and exploding cigars don’t seem so bad.
“The photo was of the lad dangling his balls inside the cup belonging to the teacher. She later drank her tea from it,” said a source at
The teacher was off work for some time after the incident, though she has returned now. The boy in question has been permanently excluded. One lump or two eh love?