Mick Hucknall apologises for shagging 3000 women
Sadly that’s a real headline. The ginger midget who can often be found wanking under bridges impersonating a troll, recently spoke about his sex addiction during an intimate interview with The Guardian. Speaking about his conquests he said, “I regret the philandering, in fact, can I issue a public apology? They know who they are, and I’m truly sorry.” He then raised the likely concern that most people would have upon hearing such news saying, “A red-headed man is not generally considered to be a sexual icon. When I had the fame, it went crazy. Between 1985 and 1987 I would sleep with about three women a day, every day. I never said no. This was what I wanted from being a pop star.” We can honestly say we’re floored by the thought of any woman – let alone 3000 of them – ever considering letting Mick Hucknall put his piss stick in them and do not wish to think about this hideous matter any further.