Or man crush Tuesday, whatever. Anyway, Justin Bieber has been dethroned as the Queen of twitter after Katy Perry surpassed him and now has a whopping 46,477,000 followers; slightly more than BBM Live. That’s so many followers that you didn’t even bother to read that did you?
In honour (and by honour I mean mockery) of the boy posted on many a teenage girls’ walls, we have some of his most stomach churning quotes.
“Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully, she would have been a belieber”
– Well, son, you see the way time works is……
“I don’t believe in abortion. That’s like killing a baby”
– Scientific breakthrough courtesy of this fine young man.
“I’m not sure about parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad”
– North Korea just heard this and they’re going to stop being bad now. Thanks Biebs!
“A girl could be sitting on her computer, trying to get noticed by me, and not knowing she’s the future Mrs Bieber”
– Twat.
“So remember this is Bieber’s world. You’re just living in it. Bieber or die.”
Never say never anything
“As hard as I’ve tried, I don’t know how not to be adorable.”
– K.
“Sunday comes after Saturday. Weird?”
– Has he got time to give us a cure for cancer after dropping this knowledge on us? No rush though.
“Young people in the business have grown up and made the wrong decision, or bad decisions, and haven’t been good role models. To be someone that people look up to is important to me.”
– “Justin Bieber denies spitting on fans,” Mirror newspaper headline.