At BBM, we reckon there’s nothing funnier than making fun of a kid that’s a bit stupid with disadvantaged looks. With this in mind, we came up with some jokes all about Little Timmy, his mum’s muff and the unfortunate event where he loses his arms. Enjoy!
Little Timmy’s teacher asks, “What is the chemical formula for water?”
Little Timmy replies, “HIJKLMNO”!!
The teacher, puzzled, asks, “What on Earth are you talking about?”
Little Timmy replies, “H to O!”
The teacher asked little Timmy, “Why is your cat at school today, Timmy?”
Timmy replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that pussy once Timmy leaves for school today!’”
Little Timmy walks in on his mum having a shower, he stands and stares at her. “What’s that?” he says, pointing to her crotch. Embarrassed and not wanting to talk about the birds and the bees just yet she replies “Oh, err that’s where daddy hit me with an axe.”
Little Timmy sat down in school and the teacher said, “Whoever says the word contagious in a sentence won’t get any homework.”
So a girl says to the teacher, “I had da flu and it was contagious.”
“Very good”, said the teacher.
Little Timmy sitting at the back of the class stood up and said, “My next door neighbour is decorating his house and my dad says it’s gonna take the cunt ages!”
Little Timmy asked his teacher, “Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?”
His teacher replied, “Ask your mother.”
Little Timmy was asked to run a marathon to which he said, “No chance.”
Then little Timmy was told it was for spastic and blind kids and he thought, “Fuck it. I could win that!”
What caused little Timmy to drop his ice cream in the middle of the street? A truck hit him!
I want to die like my Timmy died. Peacefully, in his sleep. Unlike the passengers in his car.
Why did little Timmy fall off the swing? He had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Timmy!
