Image of "Osama Bin Laden"Breaking News: Bin Laden loses title as hide and seek world champion to Madeline McCann
Other News: Al-Qaeda leader found dead.
Alex, Darlinghurst

Osama’s final words: “I shouldn’t have let them tag my location on Facebook”
Joe, Manly

My Bin Laden rookie card just tripled in value!
Kylie, Newtown

I hope Osama’s hot sister steals the attention at his funeral.
Richard, Edgecliff

Obama has announced that The United States has “conducted an operation that has killed Osama Bin Laden”.
There is still no comment on what this means for the surgeons involved.
Ben, Brisbane

Donald Trump is going to need to see Osama Bin Laden’s death certificate before he believes he is actually dead.
Christopher, Townsville

Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. Hiding in Man City’s trophy cabinet.
Donna, St. Kilda

“Obama Gets Osama”
The sick bastard killed his own brother!
Tom, Melbourne

PlayStation users have their private data hacked.
Osama Bin Laden found and killed.
Coincidence? I think not.
Alex, Perth

News: U.S army kill Osama Bin Laden
Dumb bastard must’ve disguised himself as a British soldier.
Mark, Adelaide

Twitter is blowing up at news of Osama Bin Laden’s death
Cathy, Richmond

If anybody was sick of the Royal Wedding coverage… You’re welcome
Annie, Sydney

Osama’s neighbour has been quoted as saying “I’m surprised. He was a real quiet guy who just kept to himself. I never thought he was a terrorist mastermind.”
Anthony, Geelong