Breaking News: Bin Laden loses title as hide and seek world champion to Madeline McCann
Other News: Al-Qaeda leader found dead.
Osama’s final words: “I shouldn’t have let them tag my location on Facebook”
My Bin Laden rookie card just tripled in value!
I hope Osama’s hot sister steals the attention at his funeral.
Obama has announced that The United States has “conducted an operation that has killed Osama Bin Laden”.
There is still no comment on what this means for the surgeons involved.
Donald Trump is going to need to see Osama Bin Laden’s death certificate before he believes he is actually dead.
Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. Hiding in Man City’s trophy cabinet.
Donna, St. Kilda
“Obama Gets Osama”
The sick bastard killed his own brother!
PlayStation users have their private data hacked.
Osama Bin Laden found and killed.
Coincidence? I think not.
News: U.S army kill Osama Bin Laden
Dumb bastard must’ve disguised himself as a British soldier.
Twitter is blowing up at news of Osama Bin Laden’s death
If anybody was sick of the Royal Wedding coverage… You’re welcome
Osama’s neighbour has been quoted as saying “I’m surprised. He was a real quiet guy who just kept to himself. I never thought he was a terrorist mastermind.”