Introducing the Brands

It’s finally happened, yes – finally! After months of hearing about how much Katy Perry and Russell Brand love each other, they finally tied the knot this weekend in a lavish traditional Indian ceremony, complete with camels, elephants, and the groom entering on a horse. The nuptuals were performed by a close family friend of the Perry’s who is a Christian minister, and 85 of the couple’s nearest and dearest attended, however bridesmaid Rihanna pulled out of the wedding at the last minute due to “work commitments” – not cool! There’s not much else to report on the wedding at present, but all is to be revealed in a lucrative magazine deal very soon! Let’s hope they get pictures of what Katy wore as we’re sure it was interesting, but more to the point, let’s hope these two stop flaunting their sickening love for all to vomit now they’ve finally got married. Congrats you disgusting pair of love birds.