Bey’s Bumpylicious
Beyonce has just upset us with the news that she may well be with bun in t’oven. Dashed are any hopes of seeing her prance across a stage in a leotard any time soon, and gone are the singing in your pants into a hair brush in the privacy of your bedroom fantasies that would have been with the release of her new album. On the other hand, we’re happy for Jay-Z as he is getting on a bit, and has been wanting to retire for a while now, so maybe he can play house husband whilst B continues to entertain us.
