Lindsay-can't-afford-rehabLindsay can’t afford rehab

We’re thinking there may be something very wrong with America, if it costs £34,000 to get clean. After managing to stay quiet for the last couple of weeks, it has emerged that Lindsay Lohan has been ordered to go back into rehab, but seeing as she can’t afford the treatment, her camp are arguing that she needs to be able to work first. Lohan said she was hoping to visit the Betty Ford Centre as an outpatient but Judge Elden Fox said she must take up residence until January 3rd 2011. We’d suggest she get on to E! Entertainment stat style and try and get them to make a reality show documenting her progress.