A Turkish man has turned to the police for help as his wife (pictured) has an insatiable appetite for sex. The couple have been married for 18 years, and have two children, but apparently he has been sleeping on the sofa for the past 4 years in order to escape the clutches of his wife’s vajajay. A statement to the police read, “Now he has decided to get a divorce and to move out… in the hope of finally getting some rest, particularly as he is anxious to arrive at work well rested. At the moment this is impossible because he says his wife keeps coming into the living room demanding that he perform his marital duties.” Women, take note, after 18 years, men just aren’t interested, and if you push the matter, we will get the law on you, not really, we do think that this dude is a massive pussy.