Q: What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A: Hot cross bunnies!
Q: What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water?
A: It’s going to take a while to get me hard I just got laid by some chick!
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
The Pastor said, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!” My friend replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.” Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?” He whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.”
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
A: Fry-days.
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny arrested?
A: He was charged with Hare-assment!
Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.
A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
The baby chick was a little cheaper.
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