With the final instalment of The Hangover trilogy coming to cinemas, we thought it was only right to pay our respects with a few jokes all about being hungover.
Just watched The Hangover.
Have the McCann’s checked the roof?
I only had four pints last night and this morning I’ve got a terrible hangover.
That’s the last time I’m drinking whiskey.
My wife had a really terrible hangover this morning.
Or muffin-top, whatever you prefer to call it.
After waking up this morning with an almighty hangover, I turned around and noticed the ugliest, fattest bird sleeping next to me.
So I quietly got up, put my clothes on and sneaked out without her noticing.
Not the best idea I’ve ever made, as I soon realised it was my fucking flat.
I finally worked out why Muslims avoid alcohol.
They’re banned from having a bacon sandwich to cure the hangover.
How does Stephen Hawking recover from a hangover?
He presses F5.
They say the hair of the dog is a cure for a hangover, but I’ve been licking mine for over an hour and I’ve only succeeded in giving him an erection.
My Saturday mornings usually start off like the film The Hangover.
Except that, instead of the bathroom, the snarling beast is usually found in my bed.
I had the worst hangover ever yesterday!
I think somebody must have spiked my LSD.
I still haven’t found a cure for a hangover.
Not to worry, I’ll try again tomorrow.
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