gwyneth-paltrow-picture-1Good old Paltrow keeps spilling out more goop, and we’re not talking about her blog, but the utter crap she sputters on a near weekly basis. This week she’s told fans that she would rather smoke crack then eat cheese out of a can. Where do you get cheese in a can anyway? The actress gave a free food talk at the iTunes festival last week, where she declared her choice of crack over cheese, and later added that she chooses to take her children to healthier fast food restaurants (is there such a thing?) over McDonalds and she wants her children to grow up healthy.

Yeah, we get that, because it’s oh so healthy suggesting crack over cheese. Put the crack pipe down Gwennie and let your kids have a Dairyleigh dunker once in a while! Silly tree hugging knobhead.