That’s Grand Theft Auto for any non-gamers out there. In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past week, the game’s fifth edition has been released with all new prostitutes to bang, cocaine to snort and rivals to shoot – fun for all the family.
Here are some of our favourite jokes about the hysteria surrounding this game…
Teen pregnancies will be down next year.
All thanks to GTA V
If I’ve bought GTA V and don’t put a picture up on Instagram, have I actually bought it?
Girls complaining about GTA must have forgotten that all they did was flick their bean to 50 Shades of Grey for months
If potential suicide bombers had just have rented out an empty shop last night and advertised ‘GTA V on sale here at midnight’, they could have all had their 72 virgins early
So the media say GTA V will cause players to commit crime.
Bullshit, I’ve got the Coronation Street board game and I’m not a paedophile.
So I’ve just crashed my car into several buildings, been arrested 4 times and had sex with 3 prostitutes… I think that’s enough practice.
Time to go home and play GTA V
Apparently, you can have sex on the new GTA 5.
Which I’m guessing will be a first for most of the people that queued up to buy it
Saw a guy coming out of the shop with GTA 5 and heard him say, “Wish this game was real.”
So I punched him in the face, shot him in the kneecaps and stole the game
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