In a piss poor attempt to confuse genders not seen since Shakespeare’s last stab at comedy, a grandma tried to contact her grandson at school by donning a fake beard and blagging her way into the building.
Grey-haired Gloria Laniece Bryan was desperate to see the boy after falling out with his parents.
The 66-year-old, who was allegedly pretending to be an old man and had a walking frame, found her grandson in the Iowa City High school cafeteria.
Apparently she handed him a toy and some sweets, but fled after staff quickly identified her. She was then arrested for being a bloody nuisance and charged with trespassing and third degree harassment.