Whether you need a laugh during work or are sitting at home browsing the internet, here are our favourite jokes for November.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
Helen, Brisbane
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, “Mypenis,” and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, “Error. Not long enough.”
Claire, Adelaide
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!
Darren, Perth
An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, “I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?” The husband replies, “First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid.”
Mike, Byron Bay
Stephen Hawking came back from his first date in 10 years. His glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, twisted ankle and grazed knees.
Apparently she stood him up.
Liam, Surry Hills
Mother Superior was taking a bath. There’s a knock on the door.
She says, “Who is it?”
A male voice responds, “The blind man.”
After a few moments of deliberation the nun says, “Come in.”
The man enters and says, “Nice tits, Mrs Nun. Where do you want me to hang the blind?”
Nick, Bondi
Christianity is one woman’s lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.
Ryan, Northbridge
A little girl goes shopping with her dad. After the shoe shop, and the cake shop, she goes into the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber’s chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a cupcake.
The barber says to her, “Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your muffin.”
She says, “Yes, I know, and I’m gonna get boobs too.”
Simon, Melbourne
