Here we help translate the literary treats published by the wonderful celebrities that grace the Twittersphere with their presence…
Joey Essex @JoeyEssex_
‘McDonald’s is lovin it right now from me. Anyone ever tried apple pie, and get a McFlurry and scoop it on top of the apple pie? #WOW’.
No Joey, we think you’re probably the only one. Didn’t your mother ever teach you not to play with your food? And we’re not even going to comment on that poor sentence structure… #WOW
Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins
‘If I was a man people would not be offended by me. However, I am the closest thing to a man that there is in a moderately female form’.
Thank you for addressing something we’re all thinking Ken. Ugh, we mean, Katie.
Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian
‘Which direction is the camera? Lol’.
Probably taped to your vagina Kim, documenting your every move for a change.
Miley Ray Cyrus @MileyCyrus
‘Dedicating my day to doing nothing besides laying in the bed’.
Aw, poor Miley, it must be hard work waving that tongue of yours and being a dickhead.
Kanye West @KanyeWest
‘I DO NOT HAVE AN INSTAGRAM…’
Er… Cool story, bro.
Dappy @TheDappy
‘I got doe now and always will have!!!!!! If your talented you’ll always be financially stable!!!!!!’
You weren’t very ‘stable’ when that horse knocked you out though mate.
Harry Styles @Harry_Styles
‘Thinking about it, I’ve been in Australia for a while now and nobody has put any shrimp on any barbies’.
They’re probably too busy stalking you Harry.
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